Christmas Mayhem

I just stopped off at Sainsburys Supermarket on the way home and it was the usual oh-my-god-it's-2-days-'til-Christmas-I-must-buy-groceries mayhem. As I walked in I noticed an open fridge displaying turkeys of varying sizes. The daddy of them all was 10 kilos. That is massive! It's like the size of a small child! On the label it read "feeds 16".