A life in the theatre...

I'm now head usher at the theatre. I feel like I'm spending my entire life there. Which isn't at all a bad thing. Perks include having Keanu Reeves look away when you smile at him as he returns to his seat after the interval, being in the same room as Orlando Bloom, seeing Ewan McGregor, Jane Krakowski and the rest of the cast sing their hearts out every night and eating out of date Malteasers. Oh and I now have a radio.
10-4.